Review of Burn After Reading

Spoiler Alert!:

Finally, Brad Pitt gets shot in the face!

Review of Righteous Kill

I used to think these two guys were the same person.

They're not, but they're both equally boring.

Review of Night in Rodanthe

This is just a movie of people touching each others' faces & hugging while that guy from Bush puts his voice in your ears. They never stop hugging.

It was pretty good. I cried. I admit it.

Review of Eagle Eye

Thrilling! I mean, it's just a silly thriller, but wow! Thrilling!

I even love the film's slogan: "If you want to live you will obey." So ominous.

Seriously, though. Go see this with your friends. I guarantee you'll have a fun afternoon.

Review of Beverly Hills Chihuahua

Disney takes on the difficult issues of Chicano culture. Chicano culture defeats Disney. Don't see this. Don't let your children near it.

Review of My Best Friend's Girl

Sometimes you need to do the things you're most afraid of. Sometimes you need to bathe with the things you fear.

I have a thing for Dane Cook. I can't explain it, but there you go.

Review of Quid Pro Quo

This movie is disturbing, challenging, controversial, stunning, bucolic, corrosive, avid, crenelated, avaricious, crafted, written, acted, scored, & ultimately forgettable.